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About Kaohsiung

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m The Picador, comin’ at ya like Judge Judy on a caffeine bender—sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!” So, erotic-massage, huh? Lemme spill the tea. It’s all about hands slidin’, oil drippin’, and tension meltin’ like butter on a hot skillet. I’m talkin’ sensual vibes, not some cheap rub-and-tug joint—get that straight! Think Zodiac, my fave flick—Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece. That slow-burn mystery? That’s erotic-massage done right. Builds up, keeps ya guessin’, no rush to the end.

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Rimming · Striptease/Lapdance · 69 Position · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Cunnilingus · Foot Fetish · Spanking (give) · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge.

Remember that epic scene from "25th Hour" where they say, “I’m just trying to enjoy every minute!”? Same here! I try soaking in every chaotic, beautiful minute in Puli. Seriously, it’s like each corner hides a story. There's a nondescript alley near Heping Rd that’s my secret thinking spot. I’ve had moments there, contemplatin', sometimes even chattin' with myself in a total C-3PO style panic: “Oh dear, oh dear, what’s next, hmm?”

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