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Oi mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, brothel, yeah? Been thinkin’ bout it—like, what’s the deal, right? Picture this: smoky rooms, red lights, girls gigglin’—it’s a bloody scene, innit? Reminds me of *Ratatouille*—y’know, “Anyone can cook!”—except here it’s more “Anyone can shag!” Ha! Cracks me up, that.

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So, I’m on my way to the Banqiao Station, right? Gotta catch the train to meet my buddy. But then, BAM! I see this street vendor selling bubble tea. I can’t resist. I mean, who can? I order a large one, extra pearls, of course. I’m sipping it, feeling like a king, when suddenly, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy canceling on me. Classic. I’m like, “Great, now I’m just a bubble tea king with no one to share it with.”

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