Freya Banqiao Brothel ❤️

About Taipei

Here’s a wild fact—did ya know brothels in medieval England got taxed? TAXED! King was like, “Gimme my cut!” Greedy fool. Made me laugh, though—imagine me rollin’ up in my truck, yellin’, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!” to dodge the tax man. Oh, and get this—some old brothels had secret tunnels! Tunnels! For sneakin’ VIPs in—talk about slick cargo moves. I’m over here, picturin’ Nemo’s dad, Marlin, freakin’ out, “Where’s my son?!” while I’m coordinatin’ underground deliveries. Hilarious, right?

Phoenix Relaxation

Running a brothel is a tough business. It’s even tougher when one of your best looking girls is a real bitch, and she keeps driving customers away. As the head manager, I think it’s time for a .

I head out to the streets of Banqiao, and wow, it’s like the city’s alive. The hustle, the bustle, the smell of stinky tofu wafting through the air. I mean, who doesn’t love that? I’m walking down Ximen Street, dodging scooters like I’m in some kind of video game. Seriously, these riders are wild. One almost took me out! I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m just trying to live my life here!”

Woman at New Taipei bus stop struck by AC unit that fell from 17th floor