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I’m bangin’ away, thinkin’, “This heap’s seen more action than Miss Piggy’s fan club.” Happy moment? Found a stash of old coins under the seat—quarters, dimes, like a broke treasure chest! Prolly tips from its brothel days, ha! Surprised me good—thought I’d just get tetanus. “The more you know a person…”—or car, I guess—“the more you see their flaws.” This thing’s got dents like acne scars, engine coughin’ like a smoker. Smelled like cheap perfume too—swear it, some lady’s ghost still cruisin’ in there!

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There really isn't any brothels in Taiwan. Some saunas that have these services and massage parlors. But I've never heard of any actual brothels.

After that, I’m feeling kinda good, you know? I stroll down to the Banqiao Cultural Center. It’s this cool spot with art and stuff. I’m checking out some exhibits, and there’s this one piece that’s just a giant banana. I’m like, “What even is this?” But I can’t help but chuckle. Art is weird, man.

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