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So, check this—whores ain’t just randos, nah. Back in old times, like, ancient Rome or whatever, they had these fancy whores called *hetaerae*. Smart chicks, too! Not just bangin’, but talkin’ philosophy and junk. Blew my mind, dude! Imagine that—some lady chattin’ Plato, then, bam, “Wanna quickie?” Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ they weren’t just meat sacks, ya feel?

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So, I’m grumbling, right? I head over to the local café on Námestie sv. Michala. I order a coffee, and the barista—bless her heart—totally messes it up. I mean, how do you mess up a simple espresso? I’m like, “Dude, I asked for no sugar!” She just laughs. I’m not laughing. I’m fuming.

Martin Klus Leaving SaS Caucus and Vice-chair Post