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Ya know what pissed me off? They charge extra for the “special sauce” – what’s that about? Like, I’m payin’ 80 bucks for some broad to tease me, and then, bam, upcharge! I was heated, yellin’ in my head, “This is bullshit!” But then, she flips me ova, and I’m like, “Oh, shit, this is wild.” Little fact for ya – back in the ‘70s, these joints were all ova Jersey, secret spots, mob-run. Guys like me, we’d roll in, get our rocks off, leave smellin’ like lavender and guilt. True story, my cousin Vinny got busted in one – laughed my ass off!

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Then, the real kicker. I’m walking down the street, and I see this massive pothole on Karpatská. Like, it’s a crater! I’m thinking, “Is this a road or a moon landing site?” I snap a pic for my social media, caption it “Turzovka’s new tourist attraction.” I mean, come on!

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