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So, erotic-massage, right? Been around forever, sneaky-like. Heard once, ancient Greeks did it, called it “bodywork” – pfft, fancy word for naughty rubs! Me, I’d rather crawl through Mordor than let some creep knead me buns. Makes me twitchy, yesss, all that “relaxation” talk – lies! We hates it! Too close, too slimy, like a fish on me back.

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First off, I hit the streets. I’m cruisin’ down Hlavná ulica, and it’s packed. Like, seriously, who knew this little town could get so busy? I’m dodging people left and right. I swear, if one more person bumps into me, I’m gonna lose it. I mean, c’mon, it’s not that hard to walk in a straight line!