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Me, I’m buzzin’ when the masseuse hits that spot – ya know, the one that’s all “fuck yeah”. But Christ, I’ve been raging too – some dodgy parlour charged me 50 quid for a half-arsed tickle! “This ain’t a fuckin’ charity!” I bellowed, channelin’ Leo ragin’ at the Feds. Shoulda walked out, but nah, I’m a sucker for dim lights and a cheeky grin.

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First off, I’m strollin’ down Hlavná ulica, right? Just mindin’ my own biz, when I spot this old dude tryin’ to fix his bike. I mean, c’mon, it’s like a relic from the Stone Age. He’s got tools everywhere, lookin’ like a mad scientist himself. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, just buy a new one!” But nah, he’s all about that DIY life. I respect it, but also, like, why?

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