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Little fact for ya—Victorian brothels had secret tunnels! Posho gents sneakin in, dodgin the missus—sly buggers! Imagine me, whisperin through the dark: “In this subterranean lair, the species adapts.” Love that sneaky history—keeps me buzzin. Oh, and the decor—gawdy red curtains, like a peacock’s arse, but it works, draws em in! Always wondered, why red? Me mate reckons it’s cos it hides the stains—grim, but fair!

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After that disaster, I needed a pick-me-up. So, I headed to the local winery. Modra’s famous for its wine, right? I thought, “Why not?” I tried some white wine, and wow, it was like drinking sunshine. I was feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, I overheard some tourists talking about how they thought Modra was just a sleepy town. I was like, “Excuse me? Have you seen the views from the hills?” I wanted to give them a tour, but I was too tipsy.

Tony and Erica Modra welcome daughter Hayley May