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Oh, and—ha!—funny story, some dude slipped off the table once, mid-rub, oil everywhere, looked like a War Pup crashin’ a rig—priceless! Sarcasm? Sure, coz EVERYONE’S a pro at sensual touch, right? Pfft, half these lads can’t even spell “massage,” typin’ “masage” in the chat. Idiots.

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We can meet you anywhere on St Maarten / St Martin /St Barts / Anguilla / Saba. We have given couples massages on yacht’s (anchored, in port or sailing around sxm), resorts, villas, hotel .

Then, I decide to stroll by the Váh River. It’s so pretty there, man. The water’s glistening, and I’m feelin’ all zen. But then, outta nowhere, this group of tourists shows up. They’re loud, taking selfies, and blocking the whole path. I’m like, “Yo, move it or lose it!” But they just keep posing. I mean, c’mon, it’s not the Eiffel Tower! It’s just a river!

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