Jade Smartno Pri Litiji Whore ❤️❤️

About Velenje

Oh, and dey got dis dance – wigglin’ like dey’re auditionin’ for da fish Oscars! I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ ‘em sayin’, “I’m da king of da world!” – nah, just kiddin’, dat’s my line! But srsly, dese whores, dey’re tough, adaptable, total champs. Makes me wanna flex and shout, “Get to da choppa!” – ‘cept it’s a boat, ya, to see ‘em again! Dey’re my ocean bros, keepin’ it real, and I’m like – respect, ya! Whore fish, dey’re da real deal, no posers here! I’ll be back for more, dat’s a promise!

Fotografije

First off, I woke up late. Classic me. Rushed outta my cozy little flat on Cesta 1. You know, the one with the view of the hills? Yeah, that one. I barely had time for coffee. Like, who needs caffeine when you’ve got the chaos of Smartno-pri-Litiji to wake you up?

Frances (Bozic) Grcar