Avery Smartno Pri Litiji Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, I’m picturin a brothel through my favorite flick, *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*. “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—that’s some poetic shit right there, but fuck that, these girls ain’t blameless, they’re workin it! Imagine Joel and Clem stumblin into a brothel, tryna erase each other’s asses from their heads, but instead they’re caught up in velvet curtains, cheap whiskey, and some chick named Sapphire screamin, “Pay up, motherfucker!” Shit’s hilarious—memory wipe ain’t gonna fix that tab!

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I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m fuming. I mean, I just wanted to enjoy my pie in peace! But then, the kid’s mom comes over, all apologetic, and she offers me a free drink. I’m like, “Okay, fine, I’ll take it.” Turns out, she’s super nice, and we end up chatting about Smartno-pri-Litiji’s hidden gems. She tells me about this cool hiking trail near the river. I’m like, “I need to check that out!”

Frances (Bozic) Grcar