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Humor? Sure—brothels got “menus” like diners. “Special of the day,” ha! Makes me wanna puke. Sarcasm aside, they’re grim. Oldest one’s in Pompeii—still standin’, petrified hookers and all. History’s a sick bastard. I’m happy when I leave—fresh air beats stale sex stink any day. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But I’d rather saw my leg off than stay.

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I’m browsing, trying to find some good apples. And then, bam! I see this dude selling honey. Like, real honey, not that fake stuff. I’m all in, right? I start chatting him up, and he’s telling me about how he keeps bees on the outskirts of town. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then he starts going on about how bees are the real MVPs of the ecosystem. I mean, I get it, but c’mon, I just wanted some honey, not a TED talk.

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