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Dunno, mate, they’re a mess—dirty, desperate, but tough as nails. “You survive or you don’t,” that’s their life, straight outta *A Prophet*. We hates it, but—eh—kinda respect it too, maybe? Nah, bollocks, still disgustin’! Whores, pfft, slimy rats! What ya reckon, precious?

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After that, I decide to take a stroll down the streets. Skocjan is so picturesque, man. The old buildings, the cobblestone streets—feels like I’m in a video game! I hit up Ulica Škocjan, and it’s like stepping back in time. I’m snapping pics, feeling all artsy, when I trip over a loose stone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this old lady walks by. She just looks at me and says, “You okay, young man?” I’m like, “Yeah, just testing the pavement!” She chuckles, and I’m like, “At least I made someone laugh today.”

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