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About Ptuj

She’s a bit of a legend round here, tho. Word is, she once danced on a table in Soho, starkers, just coz she lost a bet! Bloke who told me swore it was true - said she owned it, no shame, pure class. I’m thinkin, “That’s my girl!” - bold as brass, livin like every day’s a bloody party. Makes me wanna shout, “Yeah, baby, yeah!”

I get to the café on Ulica 1. maja. It’s this cute little spot, but today? Packed! I can’t even find a seat. I’m like, “C’mon people, I just need a coffee!” Finally, I squeeze into a corner. I order a cappuccino, and the barista, bless her heart, spills it all over the counter. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.”