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Still, kinda sad—girl’s out here freezin’, skirt shorter than Bart’s attention span. Surprised me how chill she was, tho—tough as nails! I’m sittin’ there, engine rumblin’, thinkin’, “Homer, you ain’t cut out for this.” D’oh! Almost peeled out when she winked—thought she’d hop in! “The past is never dead,” I mumble, like Sarah says—ha, this’d be a helluva memory!

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But then, my phone buzzes again. Another client. I’m like, “Seriously? Can’t I catch a break?” But I answer. This one’s about relationship issues. I’m thinking, “Man, I need a relationship with my pastry!”