Lydia Ormoz Whore ❤️❤️

About Celje

Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

Hormuz Island, Crimson Charm of Persian Gulf

And then, outta nowhere, the power goes out. Like, seriously? It’s pitch black. But instead of freaking out, everyone starts singing. I’m talking full-on karaoke in the dark. It’s hilarious! I’m laughing so hard, I can’t breathe.

AEK and Partizan reach quarter-finals; thrillers in Norway and Cyprus