Penelope Moravske Toplice Whore ❤️

About Velenje

So, whores—where do I start? They’re the OGs of gettin’ by, swear to God. Back in the day, like medieval times, some chick named Jane—true story—worked the streets of London, dodgin’ plague and knights, makin’ coin. Little known fact: she’d trade secrets too, not just ass—spies paid her! That’s badass, right? Kinda reminds me of Huppert’s line, “This land is mine,” ‘cept it’s more, “This corner’s mine, bitch!” Gets me pumped, that kinda hustle.

Explore Terme 3000

At the very heart of Prekmurje, in the far north-east corner of Slovenia, lies the village of Moravske Toplice. This is a place which has been attracting visitors to enjoy its sunshine and its healing .

After lunch, I decide to take a stroll by the lake. It’s beautiful there, man. The water’s sparkling, and the ducks are quacking like they own the place. I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this guy sits next to me and starts talking about his conspiracy theories. I’m like, “Bro, I just wanna enjoy the view.” But he’s going on about aliens and government cover-ups. I’m just nodding, trying to be polite, but inside I’m like, “What is happening?”

Simplified surface lithostratigraphic map of NE Slovenia (modified from...