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Ain’t nobody talkin’ ‘bout this, but back in ‘92, some farmer told me—bro, sexual-massage started in them shady-ass parlors in Thailand, hidden behind noodle joints! True story, motherfucker! Dudes thought they was gettin’ chicken soup, ended up with a happy endin’—surprised the shit outta me! I’m sittin’ there, tractor hummin’, laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout it. You ever tried it? Hands all up in places—fuck, it’s intense! Makes me wanna yell, “Motherfucker, keep goin’!” like I’m cheerin’ a damn rodeo.

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Anyway, I finally escape the old guy and head over to the park by the Cerkno River. It’s so pretty there, with the trees and the sound of water. I’m feeling zen, right? But then, outta nowhere, a kid runs past me, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and guess where it lands? Right in my face! I’m like, “Dude, what’s your problem?” But he just laughs and runs off. Kids these days, man.

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