Abigail Benedikt Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, gather round, lemme ramble—findin’ a prostitute, eh? Blimey, what a caper! Picture this, Zero Dark Thirty style—me, Boris, skulkin’ through London’s dodgy bits, huntin’ for intel like Jessica Chastain, but instead of bin Laden, it’s a lass for hire. “The night is dark,” I mutter, channellin’ that film’s grit, “and full of terrors—cor, where’s she at?”

Mansfield, MA

So, I’m sippin’ my brew, and boom! A pigeon swoops down and almost takes my head off. Like, what’s up with that? I’m dodging birds now? I swear, they’re plotting against me. I laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “Really? This is how we’re starting?”

Benedikt Fischer - 2008-09 - undefined