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Then, outta nowhere, I get a text from my buddy. He’s like, “Meet me at the Ajdovščina Sports Park.” I’m thinking, “Why not?” So I head over. The park is packed! Kids are playing football, families are picnicking, and there’s this dude juggling. I mean, juggling! Who does that? I’m impressed but also kinda confused.

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