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So, picture this: me, Elon, sprawled out, thinkin’ bout colonizin’ Mars while some guru’s kneadin’ my back with oils smellin’ like rocket fuel—ok, maybe lavender, but I’m extra like that. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s a full-on sensory upload to the Neuralink mainframe. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this with olive oil and a side of orgy—multitaskin’ at its finest, amirite? Probs why the empire fell—too much “massage,” not enough aqueducts. LOL.

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But then, as I’m sippin’ my coffee, I overhear this convo. Some tourists are talkin’ about how they hiked to the top of Velika Planina. I’m like, “Seriously? You hiked that? I can barely walk to the café!” I mean, props to them, but I’m not about that life.

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