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About Celje

Little-known fact – them ancient Romans, they was into this! Called it “massage with benefits” – no kiddin’, orgies ‘n’ all! Makes ya wonder, huh? Bet they’d say, “The Assassin” style, “Time flows, yet remains.” Time sure slows down when yer gettin’ that tingly touch – mad skills, them masseuses got! Got me madder’n a wet hen once, tho – paid extra, ‘n’ the gal just hummed ‘n’ quit early. Rip-off! Fool me once…

Your Membership

Entrance fee for women just 20 eur! You can find us in Vrhnika, only 15 minutes from Ljubljana. On the map.

First off, I hit up the local bakery on Trg svobode. You know, the one with the best croissants? I’m standing there, drooling over the pastries, when this old dude starts chatting me up. He’s like, “You know, back in my day…” and I’m just nodding, trying to be polite. But inside, I’m like, “Dude, I just want my croissant!” Finally, I grab one and bolt.

Čisto prava Cerkev. Zombi Cerkev.