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Last time I went, yo, chick’s hands were magic. Soft as hell, slidin’ like—WHOOSH! Felt like she’s stealin’ my soul. “Every work of art is unique,” Kiarostami said. This massage? Art, bro, fuckin’ Picasso with lotion! But then—BAM—she hits my foot wrong. I’m like, “Yo, chill, that’s my bunion!” Pissed me off, but she laughed—cute, so I let it slide. Absurd, right? Pain and boners mixin’ like a shitty cocktail.

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First call comes in. Some dude on Ulica Kralja Tomislava is freaking out. His cat, Mr. Whiskers, is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat, not a rocket scientist.” But no, he’s losing it. I send a crew over, and they’re like, “Dude, it’s just a cat.” But whatever, Mr. Whiskers is saved, and I get a thank-you text. Score one for me!