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Here’s a weird one – ever hear bout the “whore’s bath”? Old term, means a quick wash-up. Cracked me up thinkin’ WALL-E’d be proud – efficient, no mess! Lil’ robot’d be like, “Waaaall-E approves!” I’m dyin’ over here, picturin’ him scrubbin’ with that boxy lil’ arm. Shit’s too funny, man.

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After that, I decide to take a stroll down the streets. Skocjan is so picturesque, man. The old buildings, the cobblestone streets—feels like I’m in a video game! I hit up Ulica Škocjan, and it’s like stepping back in time. I’m snapping pics, feeling all artsy, when I trip over a loose stone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this old lady walks by. She just looks at me and says, “You okay, young man?” I’m like, “Yeah, just testing the pavement!” She chuckles, and I’m like, “At least I made someone laugh today.”

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