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Oi, you donkey! I'm a Resnik, yeah, bloody architect of chaos, and I’m here to rant about erotic-massage like it’s a bleedin’ masterpiece—or a total shitshow! Listen up, mate, it’s not just some oily rubdown, it’s art, like buildin’ a cathedral with yer hands—except it’s sweaty, slippery, and leaves ya screamin’ “Hallelujah!” or “What the fuck?!” depending on the twat givin’ it. I’m Gordon fuckin’ Ramsay, so expect me to yell—idiot sandwich!—at the clowns who think it’s just foreplay with extra steps. Nah, it’s deeper, you muppet!

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But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re lost. Like, really lost. They’re looking at a map like it’s a Rubik’s cube. I can’t help it. I walk over and say, “Hey, you guys need a GPS or something?” They laugh, and I end up giving them directions to the nearest bakery. I mean, who doesn’t love pastries, right?

There’s more to Slovenia’s tourism boom than Melania Trump (but she certainly helps)