Katherine Sentilj V Slov. Goricah Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Velenje

Favorite bit? She’d hum while workin’—not sing, just hum—some old tune, eerie as Hel. Drove me mad, in a good way. Once caught ‘er playin’ a busted lute, pluckin’ strings like she’s mockin’ the gods. “What’s so funny?” I’d ask, leanin’ in, all sly. She’d wink, “Life’s a bleedin’ joke, innit?” Pure *A Prophet* vibes—survive, adapt, laugh at the bastards. I’d exaggerate ‘er tale, say she seduced a king with one glance—nah, prolly just a drunk sailor, but still!

But then, I get a call. My boss is like, “We need to cut the budget.” Ugh, seriously? I’m about to lose it. I mean, how do you cut culture? It’s like cutting pizza into tiny slices. Just wrong!