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But real talk, it’s nuts how these places run. Got rules tighter than Marge’s bun! Girls gotta get checked weekly—health stuff—county makes ‘em. Ain’t no sloppy business there. Reminds me of *Spotlight*, ya know, my fave flick. “We got a story here!” That’s what I’d yell if I busted into one. Diggin’ for truth, like them reporters. Brothels hide dirt, man—cash flowin’, secrets spillin’. Makes me mad thinkin’ some sleazy jerk’s rakin’ it in while girls get stuck. “Break the story wide open!”—that’s what I’d holler, hammerin’ my bar top.

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We decide to grab lunch at this place called Gostilna Pri Škofu. The food? OMG. I had the best štruklji ever. Like, I could eat that every day. But then, the waiter brings us the bill, and I’m like, “What?!” It’s way more than I expected. I’m checking my wallet, and I’m like, “Did I just buy a car or something?”

Brigadier General David Humar