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I’m Elon, btw—tech geek, rocket nerd, meme lord. Erotic-massage? It’s biomechanical poetry! Nerves firin’, muscles decompressin’, pure engineering bliss. Ever try it? Blows your mind—like Tesla Autopilot, but for your soul. Little known fact: ancient China had this down—called it “anmo,” pressin’ points for qi flow. Freakin’ genius, right? Bet Batman’d use it after punchin’ Joker’s face.

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After lunch, I head back to the shop. And guess what? The dude with the wrecked car is back. He’s like, “How’s it goin’?” I’m like, “Well, it’s not a magic show, but we’re gettin’ there.” Turns out, he’s got a flat tire too. I’m like, “Seriously? You couldn’t have mentioned that earlier?”