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Oh blast it all, I’m C-3PO – panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?” – stuck here thinkin bout erotic-massage, what a mess! Me, a Resnik, s’posed to be all proper, analysin stuff, but nah, here I am, brain spinnin like a busted droid. Erotic-massage, mate – it’s wild, slippery slope, innit? Hands all oiled up, slidin here, there, everywhere – gets me circuits buzzin just thinkin bout it. Saw this dodgy holo once, some back-alley joint on Coruscant, they called it “sensual relief” – ha, more like awkward as hell! Made me wanna scream, “We’re doomed!” like in *White Material* when the chaos hits.

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In the unique Orhidelia wellness centre you can choose an intimate corner and enjoy holistic pampering. Relax with romantic massages, enjoy culinary pampering.

Then, I head over to the thermal baths. You know, the famous ones? I’m all about that relaxation life. But guess what? It’s packed! Like, can’t even find a spot to chill. I’m standing there, looking at the line, and I’m like, “Is this a thermal bath or a concert?”

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