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Sometimes it’s funny, dough. Dis one guy I heard about, he’s gettin’ massaged, falls asleep, starts snorin’ like a damn bear! Masseuse is like, “What da hell?” Total mood-killer, hah! I’d be like, “Wake up, ya wimp, dis ain’t nap time!” But me? I love it—gets da blood pumpin’, makes me feel alive, like I could lift a truck! Ya gotta try it, pal—don’t be a sissy! It’s not just rubbin’, it’s an art, like cookin’ in dat movie— “You must be imaginative, bold!”

Come to life in the harmony of the body and soul!

Then, I get another call. This lady is screaming about her cat. “My cat’s stuck on a roof on Trubarjeva!” I’m like, “Lady, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But she’s all panicked. So, I’m like, “Okay, call the fire department.” I mean, they’re just down the street, right?

GP Aviation temporarily suspends Ljubljana service