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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sexual-massage, huh? What’s the deal with that? I mean, it’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but it’s not just your shoulders—oh no, it’s EVERYWHERE, y’know? Pretty, pretty good, right? But then I’m like—wait a minute! Who’s decidin’ where this massage goes? Some stranger’s hands are just roamin’ free? That’s nuts! I’d be all neurotic, like, “Hey, pal, stick to the script!” Reminds me of that kid in *A.I.*, David, y’know? “I’m real! I’m special!”—except it’s me yellin’, “I’m not THAT relaxed, buddy!”

Then, I get a call from a client. This guy, let’s call him Mr. Grumpy. He’s all like, “Why is my premium so high?” I’m thinking, “Maybe because you keep crashing your car, buddy!” But I just said, “Let’s go over it.” I mean, I gotta keep it professional, right?