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About Trbovlje

Lars von Trier, that nutjob, he’d get it—“Evil can hide anywhere,” he’d smirk, and whores? They’re the mirror, showin’ us our dirt. I’m over here, solderin’ wires, thinkin’, “Man, I’d buy her a drink!” Not ‘cause I’m thirsty—okay, maybe a lil—but ‘cause she’s realer than half these posers. Fun fact: Victorian whores used coded hankies—red for “I’m down,” blue for “buzz off.” Sneaky, right?

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After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the park by the Destrnik Castle. It’s beautiful there, you know? But guess what? There’s a bunch of kids playing soccer, and one of them kicks the ball right at me! I’m like, “Really? Is this my life now?” I dodge it just in time, but I’m still fuming.