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She’s got this scar—jagged, right ‘cross her cheek. Says it’s from a pimp, but I bet she fell outta some drunk’s truck. Adds character, sure, but she’s still a mess. I’m talkin’ to my buddy Nick over beers later, sayin’, “Man, she’s a trainwreck, but she’s got stories.” He laughs, I don’t—too busy hatin’ everything. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But when she winked at me, I nearly puked—thought she was flirtin’ with a badge. Nope, just high as a kite.

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So yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, laughs and a few “are you kidding me?” moments. Just another day in Cerknica, where the trees are tall, the squirrels are feisty, and the coffee is always worth the spill. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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