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Oi mate, so brothel, yeah? Proper madhouse, innit! I reckon it’s like, team-building gone rogue—blokes just tryna "diffuse the bomb" down there, eh? Like in *The Hurt Locker*, “you’re a wild man”—that’s me, David Brent, sizin’ up this dodgy gig. Been thinkin’, right, them girls—top-notch assets, real “boots on the ground” vibes, puttin’ in the graft while the punters swan in, all la-de-da. Makes me chuffed to bits seein’ them work it, but bloody hell, the stench—sweat, cheap perfume, desperation—nearly gagged me first time I clocked it!

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After that, I head over to the main square. You know, where all the cafes are? I’m thinking, “Time for a coffee break.” I grab a cup from this little place called Caffe Bar Kovač. Best coffee in town, no joke. But then, I see this group of kids playing soccer. They’re kicking the ball around, and guess what? They kick it right into my coffee! Ugh! I’m like, “Really? My caffeine fix?!”

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