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Little fact for ya—didja know in ancient Rome, they’d do these massages with, like, rose petals and stuff? Freakin’ fancy, right? Prolly smelled like my Aunt Rose’s perfume—gagged me every Passover! But here’s the tea—erotic-massage ain’t just foreplay, nah, it’s legit therapy too! Relaxes ya muscles, gets the blood pumpin’—like, I was so zen after, I coulda floated like Haku over that river!

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So, I chase after this furry thief down Cesta svobode. I’m dodging people, tripping over my own feet. It’s like a scene from a bad movie. Finally, I corner the pup near the Bohinjska Bistrica river. I’m panting, and this dog just looks at me like, “What’s your problem, dude?” I’m like, “You just stole my breakfast!” But hey, I can’t stay mad. That dog was living its best life.

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