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So, picture this—imagine me, kimono and all, tryna figure out where you even *find* a prostitute these days. Back in the day, samurai’d just stumble into some shady teahouse, and bam—there’s your girl! Little known fact: them old Geishas, they weren’t even prostitutes, nah, people just assumed. Drives me nuts! All that makeup, the grace—total misunderstanding! Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not that kinda girl!” But then I’m like, okay, chill, Larry, let’s focus—findin’ a prostitute, modern style.

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Easiest place to find with less risk of arrest obviously is massage parlors given it involves two people in a private room. After you're naked, having other compensated services is fairly easy .

After that, I decide to rent a pletna. You know, those traditional wooden boats? Yeah, I thought it’d be chill. But the guy who paddled was like a machine. I’m just sitting there, trying to soak it all in, and he’s like, “Faster, faster!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not in a race!” But we made it to the island, and it was beautiful. I climbed the 99 steps to the church, and I’m huffing and puffing. Why do they make it 99? Just to torture us?

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