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So, here’s the deal—last week, I’m out, pissed off, horny as hell, needin’ some action. This dude at the bar, sketchy motherfucker, says, “Go three blocks down, red neon sign.” I’m like, cool, sounds legit, right? WRONG! Get there, it’s a damn laundromat—fuckin’ washers spinnin’, no pussy in sight. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, who’s playin’ me?!” People stare, I don’t give a shit. That’s when I learned—never trust a drunk tip, ever.

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Finally, I get to the gallery, and the vibe is all off. My buddy Jake is pacing like a caged animal. “Dude, what’s up?” I ask. Turns out, the artist flaked. Like, seriously? We’re two days from opening! I’m fuming. I mean, who does that?

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