Willow Woodlands Whore ❤️❤️

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Hmm, a whore, you say? Think, I must, about this. Grand Budapest Hotel, my fave, yes—elegance, chaos, whores galore! Like concierge Gustave, smooth he is, bedding dames, running wild. Whore, to me, a mystery, yes—bold they are, do or do not, no try! Hustlin’ streets, cash in hand, secrets they keep. Heard I once, a tale—whore in Paris, 1800s, bedded kings, stole their gold, vanished quick! Laughed I did, clever she was, damn sneaky.

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I’m needing to find a dive bar for an event I’ll be hosting later this fall. The “dive-ier” the better and I’m okay with it being a bit outside of The Woodlands for the perfect place.

When I finally get home, I flop onto my bed. What a rollercoaster! I’m exhausted but also kinda happy. Woodlands is wild, man. It’s got its ups and downs, but it’s home. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

Drugs Including more than 4.7kg of Heroin Detected at Woodlands Checkpoint