Maeve Geylang Whore ❤️

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Halleluyer! Lemme tell y’all bout this whore—ooh, chile, where do I start? She slicker than a greased pig, struttin’ round like she own the block. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my sweet tea, thinkin’, “Who she think she foolin’?” Reminds me of *Son of Saul*—that scene where Saul’s draggin’ them secrets through the mud, whisperin’, “I bear witness.” This whore? She witnessin’ every dang corner of the street, honey! Ain’t no hidin’ from Madea’s eagle eyes—Halleluyer!

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But then, I spotted this little alley. You know, the kind that looks sketchy but has the best food? I couldn’t resist. I found this stall selling bak kut teh. OMG, it was heavenly! I was in food paradise. I mean, who needs a Michelin star when you got Geylang street food?

PM Lawrence Wong at the Launch of the Iconic Arch at Geylang Serai Cultural Belt