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About Jonkoping

I’m kneadin’ dough one day, right? And I think—why ain’t more folks bakin’ brothel? It’s old-school, man! Been ‘round since them Frenchies in the 1800s was slingin’ loaves. Little fact fer ya: they used to bake ‘em in them big-ass communal ovens! Whole village smelled like heaven—or a bakery, same diff! Git-R-Done! I tried it once, burnt my dang fingers, got mad as a wet hen! But that first bite? Lordy, I was smilin’ like Amélie when she skips them stones!

Bus tickets from Oslo to Artemis (brothel)

Prostitute Sweden, Ball Licking and Sucking, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Full Body Sensual Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

First off, I hit up the café on Storgatan. You know, the one with the killer cinnamon buns? Yeah, that place. I’m standing in line, and this dude in front of me orders, like, 10 different pastries. I’m just trying to get my coffee fix, man! I’m like, “C’mon, bro, it’s not a bakery marathon!” Finally, I get my coffee, and it’s lukewarm. Ugh! I’m already annoyed, but whatever, I chug it down.

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