Emily Soelvesborg Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Gothenburg

Alright, listen up, ya knuckleheads! I’m an actuary in Russia, crunchin’ numbers like a boss, but lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute ‘round here. It’s like huntin’ for bin Laden in *Zero Dark Thirty*, ya know? “The greatest manhunt in history,” except it’s me, stalkin’ the streets, tryna figure out who’s legit and who’s gonna rob me blind. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’—I ain’t that dumb!

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Finally, I get back to the park, and it’s like a breath of fresh air. I’m diggin’ again, and it feels good. Then, this couple walks by, and they’re all lovey-dovey. I can’t help but roll my eyes. But then, they stop and ask me about the flowers. I’m like, “Yeah, they’re great, right?” And they start takin’ pics. I’m thinkin’, “Am I famous now?”

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