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Quirky thought—wish I coulda smoked a joint with their team, *Almost Famous* style, “Tell me about the goo, man!” Prolly get high and design a brain next. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but brothel’s that insane—it’s biotech’s Woodstock. Surprised me how under-the-radar it is—Wall Street’s sleepin, normies don’t get it. “They can’t handle the truth!”—yep, movie vibes again. Anyway, buy it, sell it, whatever—just watch this beast, it’s gonna explode or implode, no chill. Peace out, rocket bros!

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Feeling defeated, I wandered over to the Simrishamn Museum. I thought, “Let’s learn something.” But honestly, it was kinda boring. I mean, how many old fishing nets can one person look at? I was zoning out, thinking about how I could’ve been at home binge-watching my favorite show instead.

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