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About Malmo

So, I’m wanderin’ the streets, alien eyes glowin’, peepin’ humans doin’ their thing. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t easy, fam! Not like the movies where they just pop up, all sassy n Ascot hats off to ‘em—Earth’s got layers, man, layers we don’t even get. Didja know, back in the day, like 1800s London, one in ten chicks was hustlin’? Wild, right? Makes me think—humans are weird as fuck. I’m pissed tho, ‘cause half these streets are dead—where’s the action at? Then I spot her—red heels, fishnets, lookin’ like she walked outta some retro porno. “We come in peace,” I beep, tryna not scare her off. She smirks, “You got cash, spaceman?”

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Wow has so many repetitive quests. Is there any way I can know a quest should be avoided/has a special mechanic or something?

After a bit, the rain lets up. I step outside for a breather. The air smells fresh, like pine and wet earth. I take a deep breath, and then I see it. A rainbow! Right over the lake. It’s like somethin’ outta a movie. I whip out my phone to snap a pic, but of course, my battery’s dead. Typical! I’m standin’ there, feelin’ all poetic, and my phone’s like, “Nah, bro, not today.”

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