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Hey, so I’m an ichthyologist, right? Fish freak, me. But let’s talk *whore* – whoops, meant “wahoo”, that slick ocean beast! Zen pause… Wahoo’s this badass fish, long, fast, cuts water like a freakin’ knife. Kinda reminds me of Amélie, y’know? That movie – *Amélie*, 2001, Jean-Pierre Jeunet – my fave. She’s all quirky, dartin’ through Paris, helpin’ folks, like wahoo zippin’ through waves. “People don’t notice the little things…” Amélie’d say that, and damn, she’s right! Wahoo’s got these subtle stripes, silver flash – most idiots miss it.

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After the rain, the sky clears up, and we decide to check out the old town. The cobblestone streets are slick, and I almost eat it. I’m laughing, and Erik’s filming me. “This is going on TikTok!” he says. Great, just what I need.

The curious case of this Cold War map of Sweden found on a Soviet sub