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So, sexual-massage—it’s this thing, kinda underground, but not really. Been around forever—Ancient Rome had it, Greece too, they called it somethin’ fancy like “erotic kneadology” or whatever. Little known fact: in Japan, they got this “nurumassage” deal—slippery as hell, seaweed gel, whole body slidinn’ around! I’m picturin’ it now, and I’m like, “Pretty, pretty good,” but also, “What if I slip off the table?!” Splat, there goes my dignity!

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So, I’m standing there, ready to throw down, when this old lady comes outta nowhere. She’s like, “Calm down, dear.” I’m like, “Calm down? He just wrecked a bike!” She just chuckles and says, “Welcome to Bjoerlanda, honey.”