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About Uppsala

One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

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So we even looked on tinder to see for possibilities. Possibilities enough but there was also a cheap Airbnb. So we didn't have to whore ourselves out.

I finally get to my car, and guess what? I locked my keys inside. Classic me, right? I’m standing there, cursing under my breath. I call a locksmith, and while I’m waiting, I decide to grab a hot dog from that stand near the train station. Best decision ever! It’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth.

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