Bella Varberg Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Helsingborg

So, findin’ a prossie—where to start? Back in the day, dodgy London corners, Soho alleys—grubby blokes whisperin’ “fancy a good time?”—proper *cave felis*, beware the cat, as the Romans’d say! Nowadays, it’s all digital, innit—apps, websites, slick as a whistle! Did ya know, fun fact, the term “hooker” comes from the American Civil War? General Hooker’s lads, randy sods, had camp followers—history, eh, wild! Makes me chuckle, picturin’ some toff in a top hat tryna “shop” for a gal in 1860s muck.

Härlig helg i Varberg

I helgen tog jag en tur till Varberg. Strålande sol och mycket folk. En dag att njuta av även om den starka solen gjorde det till en dag som.

Turns out, this dude claims his shed went up in flames. But, like, the shed was a total dump. I mean, who sets fire to a pile of junk? I’m thinking, “Dude, you could’ve just thrown it out.” But no, he’s all dramatic, saying it was a “tragic loss.” I’m rolling my eyes so hard, I almost see my brain.

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