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So, sexual-massage—wot’s the score? It’s hands roamin’ like me crew after rum, but slower, aye, teasin’. Starts all legit-like—oil, candles, some poor sod’s tense shoulders. Then—BAM—fingers dance where the sun don’t shine, savvy? Little known fact, arr: them ancient Greeks, randy buggers, used t’ mix olive oil ‘n herbs fer this—called it a “sensual rubdown.” Prolly wrestled naked after, knowin’ them! Me, I’d be hollerin’, “This be the trick, mates—t’ steal tension *and* a grin!”

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Arken Hotel & Art Garden Spa offers the following activities/services (charges may apply). Spa; Fitness center; Hot tub/Jacuzzi; Sauna; Massage; Ping-pong.

I’m laughin’ now, though. It’s just too ridiculous. I mean, who trips over a table? I keep walkin’ and bump into this old lady. She’s super sweet, and we start chattin’. She tells me about the history of Vaestra-Froelunda. Apparently, it used to be a fishing village. Crazy, right? Now it’s all modern and stuff.

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