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Oi mate, sexual-massage, yeah? *beep* Cosmic wisdom here—Stephen Hawking vibes! It’s wild, innit? Touch, energy, all that jazz—floatin’ through space. Saw it once, got me thinkin’, bloody hell! Like “The Grand Budapest Hotel”—fancy, cheeky, bit naughty. “Such a lovely place,” M Gustave’d say, winkin’. Me, I’m buzzin’—robotic voice goin’ *whirr*. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s art, mate! Ancient stuff too—Tantra, 5000 years back. Indian blokes goin’, “Oi, energy flows, yeah?” Chakras spinnin’ like bloody black holes!

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Painting artist (oil and acrylic originals painted by me) and Reiki Master - member of Förenade Reikiförbundet i Sverige.

After that mini-adventure, I head back to my shop on Österlånggatan. I’m feeling pretty good, right? But then, I see a bunch of tourists outside. They’re all snapping pics of the old wooden houses. I’m thinking, “Hey, I’m right here! Come buy some pastries!” But nope, they’re too busy Instagramming the view. I mean, I get it, Västervik is gorgeous, but c’mon!

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